A wonderful look inside my brain

It is time for another crowd-pleasing rendition of "Debbie takes a meme, sucks the life out of it, spits it back out, and dares anyone to recognize its original shape". Honeypiehorse tagged me for this one. The latest thing that inquiring minds want me to divulge are 10 things I know. I could fill 10 football fields with the depth and breadth of my knowledge. But, for short attention spans, I'll limit it to 10 items today.

1. Although this looks like a great outfit to wear shopping in any culture or store, it really isn't. There is a small child standing in front of this woman and the poor sales lady is saying to her, "Honey, your mama is scratching her butt cheeks and I'm having to look at that. Just take that cheap shirt made in Taiwan that I'm passing off as locally made and get out of my store".





2. This mailbox, while mirroring your interests and fascinating cultural upbringing, is not classy. You should never install one of these in front of your McMansion. Although one upside to this yard ornament is that most thugs think twice before robbing the occupants of a house that sports a 6 feet long firearm mailbox.





3. There is nothing, I repeat nothing, right about this look.






4. Word verification is the root of all evil of blogging. I know this. Trust me. I have a "three strikes and I'm out" rule. Do you have any idea how many times I cannot get your word verification right even with three tries? If you have to use it, I will muddle through. I don't like it - but I will. But, if you would chose to try to go without it for maybe a week and just see what might happen - that I would dearly love.


5. There is no place on television for either of these people. I know the networks do not give the average viewer much credit - but surely they realize we don't need or want to ever see these two again.






6. While you are waiting outside the Pearly Gates to get into heaven, this is what you get to sample. I don't know how I know this, but I am very, very sure that heaven has the best dessert cart ever. And, as a bonus, no more physical body so no calories to worry about. I am happy to share this with you and you are welcome.



7. I like to multi-task as much as the next guy, and I am all for saving the environment, but this machine has gone too far.








8. Although these pants look great, they are not as comfortable as you would think. The zipper is cold and God help you if you zip it up the wrong way.











9. If you are lucky enough to look like the photo on the left and are raking in the money as an entertainer, it is never a good idea to let your inner Wolfman take over and end up looking, or acting, like the guy on the right. I don't care what chemicals may be running through your body, one day you're going to wake up and regret that decision.



10. And finally, because I always like to leave you with some real-world experience you can immediately put to use, naked hiking has been outlawed in a Swiss town called Appenzell-Innerrhoden. This is a real law recently enacted because apparently naked hiking is very popular among German tourists to the town. The officials have also imposed an immediate fine of 200 Swiss francs per occurrence. Still no word on where the naked hikers will be carrying said money.

And those are the 10 things I know. How about you?