This newfangled "truth in advertising" idea got me thinking. Why stop at cigarette packages? Wouldn't we all be better off if all packaging showed an image of what the product will truly do?Fast-food hamburger wrappers would have the following photo on them.
I think that would eliminate the need for those microscopic nutrition guides they now post beside the counter, don't you? One look says it all.Donut boxes could have this image on the front.
But why stop at food? I for one think that all wrinkle creams and high priced face products should be required to have this image front and center.
After all, I know I look the same no matter what I use. Heck, I'm 47. No cream is going to make me wake up and look like a twenty-something. But maybe if I saw that image, I'd stop wasting my money.Any of those lycra, slimming, take inches off clothing would show this image. Remember, the goal is truth.
Additionally, I would also think that any packages of cheesecake, ice cream, and in my case even Doritos would come with the following image.
Yes, I think I like this whole image idea.


126 comments:
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LOL! I love the way your mind works! I am printing those first few to put on my fridge!
Donuts and wrinkles are my are my life. And I cherish them deeper than my beloved beer.
Alarm clocks should have pictures of people committing violent acts (on the clocks, not people---that's be bad).
Well, despite the last photo, I am not sure I will be able to eat today.
After all a picture is worth a thousand words, right? Love the last one, by the way.
I had to look twice at the donut chair-squish picture to figure out what I was looking at!
And, yes, I confess, Cheeto Puffs always bring out my Toyota jump. Totally.
Those are great! I LOVE donuts, but if I saw a picture like that on the box, I think I'd eat an apple instead!
Great with the wrinkle cream too!!!
The last photo is not only perfect for Doritos and cheesecake, it would be great on wine too!
Oh my, those pictures would surely work!
You are so clever. These days I just need to look down at the roll on my mid section to remind me not to eat donuts. :)
Ugh! I will ALWAYS have that image of Mr. Guy in the Bed whenever I pass McDonalds!!
Amen sister!
I totally want that chicken that is squeezing the egg out! LOL
I think before someone gets a face lift they should be forced to sign a recent picture of Kenny Rogers and Priscilla Presley.
Oi.
I LOVE your last image. I must admit, those first couple made me cringe so badly I had to skim the text around them! ugh!
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!! the last picture!
haha I love it!! I hadn't heard that about the cigarette packages but definitely a good idea!!
I was watching Tyra the other day, which is awesome of course, and there was a 500 pound woman on it that wants to be 1,000 pounds. She loves being fat. I'm sure she would go right for that hamburger.
i love it!! and if that was on the wrapper i would probably never eat fast food again...ever...
I'll smoke to that. And especially your additions to the advertising campaign imagery.
I think I just lost my appetite...LOL!
That last image should also go on anything with dark chocolate in it.
They could put pictures of babies on penises and vaginas.
Love this post. Particularly the picture of the chicken squeezing out that egg. Priceless.
Love the last photo. I agree about moisturizer ads. They always show the most wrinkle-free faces. Fun and true post today, Debbie1
yeah those pictures can add millions for the diet industry! I tell you something I was contemplating on getting that new Angus burger from Mcdonalds because I have a coupon but now I'm gonna stick with my slim fast, I need to remember those pictures to stay motivated!LOL
I love the suggestion that reproductive parts have pictures of babies on them.
What about a picture of an empty head on all the Twilight books? (Let the bloggy lynching begin...)
And I'm pretty sure I've made it clear, Debbie, that if you are going to use my picture on your blog you really should wait at least until I've stood up. Or was that the time they had to use the jaws of life to save me from that folding chair wedgie?
Okay, the fat photos would make me stop and think twice about ordering anything. I would probably walk out, leaving the grease, fat, and all it's badness behind....rather than letting it settle on my behind.
its crazy..
i agree with you..
i love the photos!
shraddha
OMG! The lycra photo is HYSTERICAL. Your pics are always so fabulous. Where do yo find them!??!?! They always leave me in stitches.
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There are great!
I'll thank you to keep my picture off your donut boxes...
Those images were pretty shocking, I'm scared! Please dear god let me never see a picture of my butt and have it look like that one hanging off the chair....I'm worried these things can sorda sneak up on ya. Good post!
Great ideas. You should do try this out.
The last photo must be about CHOCOLATE!!!
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The chicken thing - yes! I'm still holding out for a good wrinkle cream, though. I need that to be true. ;) The box of krispy kremes just delivered from my nephew's football fundraiser are, in fact, looking less appealing after reading this post.
Heh- love that last photo! The others are just...sad :o( Moderation is key! (And I'm not sure I could ever REALLY give up donuts :)
Funny stuff! One could go wild with images on packaging.
Yes! Great images.
Hey - is that my buddy Manuel in the picture in the bed? He is such a sweet guy!
The sad thing is many people know full well every reason they should not smoke that cig or eat that burger but they are going to do it even if you put: YOU WILL DEFINITELY DIE IF YOU TOUCH THIS on the label. True fact. ~Mary
Even if that picture was on a donut box, I imagine I'd still partake. I cannot say no to a donut even if it means my ass will one day be hanging off a chair.
I suppose if they added a dead liver to alcohol bottles, I'd be on board, lol.
It makes me curious why smokes are always banned at stadiums...no one ever smoked a cig...got in a car...and killed someone while under the influence of a cig. Yet alcohol is sold like crazy.
I love all your suggestions as well.
This would be great; when I see those wrinkle creams on the internets that transform the wrinkly 40 something to look like a 20 year old - Yeah Right!
Let's add UTZ Cheeseballs to the happy list :D
I am never eating fast food again! Ok, well at least not for a week. Thanks for the picture!
I just had some beer and wings for dinner. I don't feel so good right now. :)
You are super funny!
As usual, you have come up with a GENIUS idea! Why aren't you Queen?
I agree 100% :D
I love this idea. Brilliant!
Cheetos are my weakness. . . and my happy dance is always tinged with the morning-after regrets. . .
Boy, I could think of a bunch of these images myself, but unfortunately, they're not nearly as funny as yours. LOL
I'd start with vaccines and have pictures of hundreds of autistic children with completely dysfunctional immune systems banging their heads against the wall, screaming because they can't talk.
::sigh::
Boy, I'm a downer, aren't I?
I'm sorry. I just found out MA passed a law basically mandating the Swine Flu vaccine, which had a whole whopping 5 days of safety testing done on it and which contains squalene, an immune booster which is dangerous.
It has me scared and upset. Sorry I'm being a not-so-humorous today.
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This is hilarious. I love the donut and wrinkle ones. :)
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You always crack me up! I would love to see how your brain works. LOL! Hugs***Renea
We have had those pictures on cigarettes here for probably 10 years. Some pictures are pretty disgusting, if I was a smoker, I would think twice.
I am laughing my butt off at all the comments people made...especially:
I think before someone gets a face lift they should be forced to sign a recent picture of Kenny Rogers and Priscilla Presley.
Seriously they look scary! Oh my!
haha... love those references... especially the lycra one.. can relate!!
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Love your sense of humour - and wit. You make a lot of good points -- can you imagine?? I swear I would never put a donut near my lips again. : )
When do these ideas come to you? Its a good thing you found an outlet for all of this on your blog, where were you expressing yourself pre-blog? :)
This is great!
I want a donut!
Heh, heh. We just butchered our chickens so I am so down with the rubber chicken photo.
I wish they would just stop making cigarettes.
You are superbly intelligent and I am thinking that you should rule the world!
I'm thinking you missed your calling. I so would drive away from my comfort meal of a Wendy's #1 with a Diet Coke if they only had your pictures on the drive through menu.
Enjoyed it.
Pure genius! The only problem would be persuading the manufacturers to start using those images... well, apart from that last one, of course! Which should be compulsory on all chocolate too.
That last picture is wonderful - I want to be her.
If the surgeon general's warning on cigarette packages hasn't worked I'm kinda doubtful about the picture approach. :(
So funny, and also so tragically true! I'm taking the fifth on the rest this, being as how I married an Ad-man.. (eek)!
I am with you. I am thinking of those darned shampoos that are supposed to give my hair bounce and volume. Some truth there would be great.
But I don't really want a pickled liver picture on my wine bottle...
BWAHAHA! :o)
That picture would sure cure my urge for fries...
Love it!
I heard that they already use those scary cigarette labels in Europe. Doesn't seem to work for them!
Those photos scared the heck out me! I'm going for a run!
That last photo is how I feel about ice cream!
The advertising photos I've caught sight of on packs of cigs are indeed utterly disgusting - yet people still buy em...
hahaha well if the goal is to SELL products, i doubt this will fly with advertisers ;)
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Holy hell that is brilliant. Still don't think anyone will listen!
The donut illustration made me laugh out loud. Which I totally needed today (says the lady who just polished off the last of the reeses cups).
Love your ideas.
Guess I won't be eating EVAH again. LOL!
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lol. if we could only see the results of our cravings...we would probably be eating even more doritos, ice cream and cheesecake...lol. have a great weekend!
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I love the last image. It does explain the feeling one gets with cheesecake.
Oh, god, I'm never going to touch doughnuts again.
Haw!! laughing...
I actually had a chicken like that - I did - I used it when I was Clementine in Bat Boy the Musical - I tied it to my rocker *laugh*
Oh my gosh, you are too funny!
They don't think these things through too well do they?
I love it!! Those are the mental pictures I get when I see those guilty pleasures to remind me NO...but my inner glutton says Aw...just a wittle?
That was funny.
Nice.
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I'm never going to McDonald's again.
Wouldn't that be so much easier? None of that 99% fat free labelling, just show a fat ass.
Wouldn't that be so much easier? None of that 99% fat free labelling, just show a fat ass.
FANTASTIC IDEA!!! I L♥VE IT!!! I'm thinking about throwing all of my face creams away RIGHT NOW!
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I should probably post one of those scary photos on my fridge. :o)
GREAT IDEA!
I may be a little prejudiced, but every time I see someone smoking I want to ask....REALLY, people still do that? Then I eat doughnuts, glad I didn't say that out loud!
We've had those lovely images on our smokes for many years in Canada (20 maybe ... maybe 15).
I love your fast food warning images.
You made me laugh, as always.
Boy, ain't THAT the truth!
LOL! You are hilarious. Although it looks crazy, it's true! Everything in moderation, right?
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hahaha...can always rely on yr humor, wonder whether those eye- lifting and anti- crows' feet creams'd sell with that pic on the label!:)
ESPECIALLY Doritos! (Laughing hysterically!)
I agree that they should show what smoking does. I for one have never smoked, and I think it's gross and hasen't been cool since 1987.
I love the picture idea. I think it will really get the message across. Thanks for the weird chicken giving birth to the liquid egg thing. To bizarre.
Queen of Feisty
Those are really funny! It take insulting our intelligence to a new level:-)
Great post! Love the Wrinkle pic!
I hate to think about what you'd include on my wine label. Would it depict drunken behaviour or liver damage? :) Great, clever post.
Deb, you are just the best. I can always count on a good laugh over here. Thank you! I needed one today.
Count me on board for this! However, that final image you posted for cheesecake & Doritos I also need for Starbuck's mocha's & caramel macchiato's
i couldn't have read this post at a better time. I am throwing a bday party tonight and there is costco carrot cake involved lol
I love it! You always find the perfect pictures to go along with your perfect posts! :)
Bwahahaha! This absolutely cracked me up. Yes, more truth in advertising would be an excellent thing! :-D
you are so so funny, thanks as always for the laughs!! how about pictures on alcohol of those people who wet their pants, fall asleep on the bathroom floor, or naked....
Oh my word!!!
Love the idea of the images...we could really do some good things with that!
Love the idea of the images...we could really do some good things with that!
Oh my. Now I crave an apple.
Amen! I need to post those picts around my house and car :)!
You are made of awesome. LOL Love it!
LMAO - I think you're right - do that type of advertisement for the fast food. And just about any food in the grocery store too, come to think of it. It might make "healthy foods" show up in the stores more then.
Love it. LOVE it. I like to go the public pool to be reminded of what eating too much does to you :)
If they're going to put graphic pictures on smokes, the least they can do is put them on everything else! That way people will know when they're doing something bad. I also think that that they should tax every vice at the same level as cigarettes-you know, so that way we can penalize all those people who exercise their free will in a way the public at large disagrees with.
I love it! So true. I actually really like the picture of the old lady, she looks like a neat person!
I agree with them all! I wonder what the world would look like if we advertised this way? Hmm...
that 3rd photo actually featured in our newspaper here - it's just sad :(
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