The Concept Car of My Future

Dennis LeRoy Anderson, a 62 year old Minnesota man, pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while intoxicated. Apparently, he had 8 or 9 beers at a bar and then drove this bad boy home.
No, he shouldn't have driven while intoxicated, especially since he hit a parked car, but let's get over these criminal actions and focus on what is important.

You can drive a La-Z-Boy? Oh sweet nectar of life, this may be the answer to all of my problems.

Not since Bed Knobs and Broomsticks has anyone dared to solve the age-old question of why we don't travel in complete relaxation mode.Oh, sure. Some of these fancy new automobiles have luxury features. DVD players galore. Fancy features that allow the car to park itself. But I ask you, do they come with an elevating foot rest?

Imagine the possibilities. Waiting in that horrible school pick-up line. All the other mothers tucked away in their matching minivans. Not you. No. You are kicked back in your recliner, shades on, enjoying the afternoon. Trusty beverage in the singular built in cup holder. Now that's living.Appointments and errands? You'd just stay in the chair. Drive that puppy right into the waiting room of the office. No more hard, straight backed waiting room chairs for you. And shopping. I'm pretty sure the aisles at Target are wide enough to accommodate your standard sized La-Z-Boy.
Yes sir. While I don't condone Mr. Anderson's drinking and driving habit, I have to tip my hat to this man and his ingenuity. I'm thinking if Detroit is smart, this could be the concept that pulls them out of the slump they are in.

I'm already planning how to accessorize mine.