Yes, those were the only things keeping her from being the perfect woman. I can see that if you have reached the pinnacle of Amy Winehouse, you might sit around and ponder what you could possibly do to better yourself. Think, think, think. There must be something. Oh, wait. There it is. The only thing left to work on is the chest size. Congrats Amy. Great decision.In related news, Jon Gosselin is holding doors open for women.
Kanye West has vowed to help the struggling Cuban economy.
And Lindsay Lohan has promised to not wear white after Labor Day.
Ahh, all is perfect in celebrityville. And we owe it all to Amy. What an inspiration and leader she is.I wonder if she has any ideas about health care.
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It is nice to see that Amy understands what is really important.
Indeed she does have a health plan.... "a crack pipe a day keeps the doctor away."
;)
Did you read the report of how Amy showed off her new breasts? I mean her first public appearence. She stampeded (she, left breast and right breast, all of them) onto the stage at some award ceremony and screwed about, the audience didn't respond and she skulked off.
SO so SO so funny!
I really think she is perfect now. She just needed bigger boobs to be complete!
You gotta love that!
Oh, ew, girl.
I was enjoying a bowl of cereal before that Winehouse shot.
Yeah. The boobs really class up the joint.
Unfortunately she also should have gotten calf implants or perhaps just eaten a burger.
I wish these individuals would realize that they have been presented with a gift and as such use their stardom for the better.
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OMG - those things are breasts?
I'm so happy we have class act celebrity's in our lives, aren't you?
I can handle Amy's new boobs. But what the heck is the deal with her chicken legs? She needs a little botox on them or somethin'.
The pinnacle of Amy, nicely put.
Wow! Interesting pics, especially Amy's. LOL
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Those breasts would be too much for me to carry around! So funny!
Thank you for seriously making LOL this morning. You're a hoot!
I actually dislike celebrities immensely. They are so pathetic it's not worth the time for me. And The Gosselins? All they did was give birth. Other than that, who are they? They join the Pathetic Celebrity of the week club. When I lived in LA for 20 months 2005-2007, it was there I learned that they are considered the 'local news' on every local news broadcast. Boring!
I just wonder what kind of health plan she has...bet she has met her deductible! lol
I think her father is the only one who thinks those implants look good. And how disturbing is that?!
LMAO!!!!!!!
Yup. Those boobs definitly make up for her jacked up teeth.
too bad she's not eligible to run for president. . .ooh, just read the comment about the crack pipe. so. not. nice. but funny!
Rehab didnt work so lets have the breasts done.. makes perfect sense to me.....not
I think she keeps appearing in the news as perfect blog material for Suburb Sanity.
BTW, for her sickly looking undernourished body she always managed to push up what she already had so I just don't get it.
Great outfit!!! Don't ja think? I so need to get find out where she got it.. it's a total must have... lol
A popsicle stick with two ballons glued on. On a good note, she ought to show young girls what NOT to do to look healthy.
The way they behave is ridiculous! None of us can act so stupid and get away with it.
Winehouse reported spent over fifty thousand bucks on those plastic boobies. Nothing is going to make her look good, but she's a hell of a good singer.
Secretia
A BIG YUCK to all of them.
Sadly, I can't help but follow the Gosselin charade. I'm pitiful!
I've personally committed not to wear white after Labor Day as well...clearly Lindsey and I have a lot in common.
I read somewhere the Winehouse paid something crazy like $55K for her new boobs. You think with that kind of money they could have done something about her face.
Hey, at least Amy's dad gave her new boobs two nipples up!
Ah. What a relief that we have such upstanding and classy people to look up to (stalk, whatever...)
Yuck. I have no idea who Amy is, but she could stand a little more covering on those new breasts!
Awwww, the important things in life...
Celebrity shmidmidy. I know I'm old when I can say things like "remember the day celebrities and professional athletes at least tried to appear publicly as decent role models."
I don't know how Lady Gaga is or what she looks like but I keep hearing about her.
Makes you wonder, don't it!
Now, now ladies! We should be applauding Ms Winehouse! For she has with one selfless act of self-disfigurement made plenty of people happy. For a start there's Amy herself and then let's not forget her (much richer) plastic surgeon. Then of course, there are the countless journalists and photographers who can write about them and photograph them as well as the orderlies, nurses, janitors and neighbours at the plastic surgeon's clinic who can dine out on the story of Amy's visit. And don't forget, when she gets tired of them (or realises just how stupid she looks, whichever is the sooner), she can do it all over again in reverse. Give the girl a medal!
I hear she vacillated between boobs and sobriety for a long time before she decided.
Hilarious. Because nothing says "I'm not a drugged up waste of talent" like a couple of healthy sweater puppies.
Not that she would ever wear a sweater.
Very funny!
But please... let's not refer to Jon Gosselin as a celebrity! It only feeds his ego!
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It's nice that Amy has some helping hands to assist her with her new baggage
hahaa!!! with all of these fabulous role models our youth are set for life!!
You're the only celebrity I care enough to follow. Lead on oh great one!
Yep - those new boobs really are tip of her career!
An inspiration to young girls everywhere.. ;-)
And what would we do without Miss Debbie to spread the news... ;-)
What a train wreck!!
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Well, I guess you might as well have nice ta-ta to go along with the crazy.
ugh!!Seriously she's nasty, we need to post this picture in all rehab centers. It will be a reinforcement"what not to become, or this is what happens....
LMAO at your commentary about the photos, and laughing over Cinnamon's comment!!
The Gosselin one was hilarious!
I am laughing out loud. Very funny post.
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Jon Gosslin ugh I still laugh when that butt plug got hair plugs and put his stupid hat on after they said DONT When his head started bleeding he just looked confused.
What an idiot
I just feel sorry for Amy someone needs to give that girl an intervention
In Amy's defense, where would we be without her leadership as a pillar of the world community? Worse off, I dare say. How ever would we know which tatooes are in vogue? We wouldn't have a clue, but for Amy's wise and noble guidance. And where would we turn to when we need advice on druggie etiquette, were it not for Amy? Whether to shoot up before we puke or after, Lord knows what feaux paus' we would commit sans her wisdom and knowledge of the ways of the world.
Just thought I would stick up for the Amy, someone has to.
Ah Amy...what a classy gal. And Lindsay, her parents must be so happy they turned her into a celebrity.
Too bad becoming a celebrity seems to mean you lose your mind. What great representation of the human race.
Thanks for the laugh. :)
here's to hoping she develops some feeling in her breasts soon.
so sad, really...
I saw Lindsay Lohan a few weeks back and I thought who is that strung out, sad older woman? It was Lindsay.
Her life is a misery even though she arrived in a tricked out bentley...
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Is there a dress out there that looks worse than the one she has on?
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Her breasts are now officially bigger than her calves. Or thighs. Gross.
***Ally
new breasts ? can she hide dope in them?
the sad thing about this - harder to dress down like Amy for halloween.
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that was just perfect. LOL!!!!
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Yeah I heard about Amy.. Jon is still crazy...
I'm so glad I have celebrities to think for me and show me the way. It gets old thinking for myself.
who needs rehab and healthy living as long as you can have perky boobies?
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Well, she finally came down from her drug high, and realized that she needed something to make her look like a female....
Now all is right with the world.
That is a terrifying thought.
Great photo's, Must be so hard for celebs being in the lime light all the time.
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The fake breasts look painful and uncomfortable. She must be a masochist. And, Amy goes out of her way to find trouble and drama. :-0
Great celebrity update!! I don't think many of us look at this stuff anymore.
omg women I love you, you always make me laugh lol
WOW... Amy's breast look sooooo natural! Lindsay is a mess! Why don't these people get it TOGETHER! Ooooh... hmmmm... if they do... we will have nothing to speak about.
Ummmm....... speechless!! LOL!!
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I just laughed so hard lemonade came out of my nose. Thank you for that! :)
You are too funny! Thanks for the latest in celeb dish.
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Celebrities are always good for a laugh. Sad though that Jon Gosselin is considered one these days. Don't need to do much to get on any celebrity list.
Says a lot about what celebrities think are important. Scary how they are role models to the young.
My daughter dressed as Amy Winehouse for Halloween last year. At least it was before the enhancements...
Her new knockers go so well with her chicken legs! :D Sheer beauty, class and talent!
I have one question for Amy. Jazz hands or spirit fingers?
Well, they had to stick her brain somewhere. She obviously wasn't using it in her head! Oh, I do love a good laugh at the expense of stupid celebrities!
well.
i think i'm speechless. that could be a first.
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What would we do without their examples to follow?????
Words fail me at the moment.
It really is sad times when these are the people who are famous, looked up to, idolized by many. It makes me sad, and a bit nauziated looking at that first dress. And Lindsay is really setting a good example for kids/tweens/teens who like her...
yuck and yikes!
Well, I'll be holding my breath for her health care plans. So, don't mind me when I turn blue, I'm sure it will be any minute now.
First off - thank you for stopping by on my blog, second - yeah I've heard about Amy... well at least she tries to change sth in her life/body.... maybe next time she will do sth with her face... who knows... and Miss LiLo - you know I try not to bash ppl on the internet but I really think she's a walking trash and I really I mean really don't like her!!!
Too funny. Especially the Amy Winehouse story. I guess she thought having boobs might taker her places other than Jail.
LOL! Fabulous post!!
How proud we should be of our celebrities!
Or should that say "disgusted?"
Embarrassed?
Repulsed?
Eye-roll worthy?
Just ugggghhh.
Those are breasts?! I thought they were skin colored Tupperware bowls. Remember Tupperware?
True pillars of the community. Ah ha ha
i always think who are these people? I mean hello it just makes the rest of us look bad when these celebs walk around looking so fab lol.
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