New Jobs for Bloggers

I'm going to have to relinquish my post as the person that keeps you up-to-date. I just became aware of a story that had somehow passed me by. Apparently, Proctor and Gamble created a "seasonal" bathroom in New York City the last three years during the holidays. As one who has shopped more than enough during the holiday season, I am certain that extra restroom facility was greatly appreciated. It was such a success that P & G decided to repeat their efforts this year. With one addition.Bloggers. Yes, P & G hired five bloggers to "interact" with the throngs of bathroom users during this holiday season and then to blog about their experiences. They are calling it "Enjoy the Go".
Well, then.

First, obviously we need to send out a big old congratulations to those five bloggers chosen to assist the fine folks with their effort to enjoy the go. What fun they will have. I've only been to New York once but the friendliness and chattiness of the citizens there are legendary. I am sure the hustle and bustle of the holiday season will only serve to bring out the best in them. Not to mention the fact that when I am burdened down with holiday packages and trying to buy gifts for everyone on my list for $12.98, I am always ready to strike up the banter with a total stranger. Especially if I'm going to the restroom at the same time.
Which brings me to my obvious next thought. What other avenues of blogging are we overlooking? Where else are bloggers being underutilized?

I'm sure, like me, you immediately thought about your annual medical exam. Be it for a man or woman, who wouldn't want someone standing by with their laptop to document the fun? We'd call this one "Post the Probe". It would be so popular, we'd give this job to the newbies. Help them build up their readership.
The more popular bloggers would be rewarded with the better jobs, of course. "Dish the Squish", which is of course blogging during mammograms, would be one to fight over. When I think of all the great times I've had during those, and not a single blogger around to get it all down for posterity, well, it does fill me with regret.We all know how much fun those dental appointments can be. I bet the line would be around the block for the chance to be the blogger to "Spill and Drill". You know how that waiting room can be such a riotous place right before people enjoy their root canals? We have to have one of our own getting all of that richness down.
Obviously, the career possibilities are endless. And here we were, worried about our reputations as bloggers. Afraid the world would never take us seriously or give us a chance. I am so happy we are finally getting the attention we deserve.

In a toilet.