Wednesday, January 6, 2010

What Has Your Pet Put In Your Eye This Time?

For anyone who wasn't around here about a year ago, I will update you on one fact about me. I hate spiders. Loathe them. Question why some cute birds and other animals become extinct yet spiders appear to thrive and reproduce quicker than rabbits.You can imagine how I felt when I read he news article about a man in England who sought medical treatment after three weeks of eye problems. He had experiences redness, watering, and light sensitivity which didn't clear up even after a period of antibiotics.

At this point, doctors examined his eye under magnification and what did they find? About a dozen small hairs which had penetrated the cornea. Once the doctors explained what they had found, the man was not confused. No. On the contrary. He immediately remembered that right before he started having problems with his eye, his tarantula had sprayed hairs into his face and eyes.
Yes, apparently tarantulas can spray hairs at you in an effort to defend themselves.

Now doctors are advising people to wear eye protection if they will be handling tarantulas closely.I don't have a medical license. Or even a medical degree. But I do have some medical advice of my own for these people.

Get rid of the tarantulas. Get a nice, gentle tempered dog, cat or maybe even a goldfish. Something that isn't likely to try to kill you or even blind you. Isn't day-to-day life tough enough? Why do some people want to add in the thrill of pets that can maim or kill?

For me, just driving through town and making it home from the grocery store with all of my limbs in tact is enough adrenaline rush for me.

And spiders still creep me out.

108 comments:

TheQueen@TerrorsInTiaras said...

Um, yuck. Disgusting. What is wrong with some people?!
Now, I sort of feel like I have spiders and hairs crawling all over me. I think I will go take a shower and change my clothes, just in case.

Shanna said...

Wow that's really disgusting. Hair. From a spider. Gross.

ladyfi said...

LOL! I quite like spiders, but not enough to have one as a pet!

bermudaonion said...

I'm with you! There is no way you'd catch my handling a spider!

Southern Aspirations said...

Laughing so hard right now at your post. How do you find these things!!?? Yuck that is so disturbing I can't even believe it.

mo.stoneskin said...

Goldfish can be really nasty. I read about one that led a life of crime. Wait a sec, I'm getting confused, that was Goldfinger, and he wasn't a goldfish. But still, you can't be too careful.

The Hunter's Wife said...

Eww eww and eww!!! I'm with you on the spider thing...I tried really hard avoiding the picture you posted.

Lucy said...

Amen to all that. I hate spiders. And AZ has more than it's share. Big hairy ones.

jen@odbt said...

Oh boy...then you should not read about my friend's experience. Her husband had a spider in his ear! EWWWW!

Eva Gallant said...

I find wpiders to be repulsive; and a tarantula? No thanks!!

The Fabulous Sheree Burlington said...

OK, I admit that years ago, when I was in San Diego, there was a guy on the base with a pet tarantula and I held it in my hand. And let it crawl up my arm. And the thing had weight, not like a spider but like a small animal. Just that one time. Would I do it again? Maybe not after reading this post.

Ms Bibi said...

Good advice. I hate spiders and as a mom of 2 boys the issue of "can we have a Tarantula" came more then once. I said over my dead body and now I must sleep with one eye open,lol

Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

I learned something new today! I did NOT know that tarantula could spray hair at you! I knew they can jump and bite but spray hair? Makes me think of a porcupine.

I shed my hair around the house but it doesn't seem to scare or harm anyone...

LiLu said...

*shudders*

*more shuddering*

*weeps a little*

GET IT AWAY!!!!!!

Secretia said...

He is a stupid ass for having a spider like that. I hate them.

Secretia

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

Euuuuw! That is so disgusting!!!!

Although we have 2 big dogs and I keep waiting for my toddler to cough up a fur ball - I am always picking dog hair out of her mouth - yuck!

staceyjwarner said...

creepy and what a dumbass for not putting two and two together...one would think if he got a lot of tiny hairs sprayed in his face they might go in his eye!

much love

Kristina P. said...

I just threw up in my mouth.

♥ Braja said...

"Hair spray" and "spider" in the same sentence has thrown me.....

KarmaPearl said...

I am stopping by from SITS...

I share your loathing of spiders, and I'm convinced that each and every one of the 8-legged buggers are out to kill me, personally. I don't care how small the spider is, if it's in my territory, it's dead.

That being said, your post almost made me scream out loud. My friends have a pet tarantula named Princess. I wonder if they are aware that she is secretly plotting to blind them with her little leg hairs.

Ugh.

Morgan said...

I.Hate.Spiders.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's so nasty!!!!!!!!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I had a South American Bird Eating spider (tarantula) - very cool, but they do throw hairs to defend themselves. Lizards and snakes make better bets, really! :-)

our b life said...

THis is how crazy my family is. My mom (the school teacher) thought is was a good idea to have an eight legged friend as our family pet. CRAZY. Luckily it never got out or shot hairs into our eyes. Just was a little weird introducing my boyfriends to the family pet.

Melissa Marsh said...

Unbelievable! Whenever I think of tarantulas, I think of the scene in James Bond, Dr. No, where the spider crawls up his body while he's sleeping. GAG!

Jeni said...

Definitely agree with your pet recommendations! No spiders for this old lady, that's for sure. And no snakes, iguanas, lizards -nothing at all along the reptile lines! Cats are fine, dogs are great! End of discussion!

TechnoBabe said...

I remember my mother using a shovel to kill tarantulas and as a kid I thought they were humongous spiders. I was taught to fear them and I still hate hairy spiders especially huge ones. I don't see anything cuddly or cute about a tarantula. You have my vote.

Barbaloot said...

That's horrifying!! I'm gonna feel all crawly/creepy for the rest of the day.

ethelmaepotter! said...

Even though I knew the subject matter of this post, I was totally unprepared for the photo of the tarantula SITING IN A HAND, and almost dropped my laptop!
I, too, do not understand the whole spiders-as-pets thing. I mean, I understand that some of them are beneficial, catching pests like mosquitoes in their webs, etc, but...can they roll over on command? Can they sit? Beg? Come when called? Offer warmth and comfort?
I just don't get it.
And I'd rather stumble across a snake in the woods than a spider.
Mo.stoneskin - LOL!

Kaylynn said...

Too funny. Why would you have a spider for a pet?

slommler said...

Well the man shouldn't have been trying to "hurt" his spider. It takes a lot to make them do that, I understand. So serves him right. FYI...I am freaked out by spiders too. The way they just show up....over your head on the ceiling! Ack!!! I hate that!
Hugs
Skin creeping right now
SueAnn

Carla said...

gross, I'm going to the next post:)

foxy said...

WHATEVER. What the hell do you DO with a pet tarantula anyway, besides let it spray hairs at you??? What in the world would it be good for... cuddling? playing fetch? Um, NO.

I'm grossed out enough by the random ones that they say crawl into your mouth and such while you sleep. I would never have one as a pet. Ick.

Michelle said...

I really do not understand how anyone would want to own a spider. They are so creepy!!

theworldaccordingtojennifer said...

Nasty! That's just nasty.

I have no problems with spiders doing their thing outside and out of sight, but I agree with you--why willingly bring them inside and name them? Charlotte is only a character in a book!

Lora said...

UGH! I draw the line at those particular furry creatures being pets...

meg said...

OH, Ick, Shudder~ people actually keep those things as pets?! :-P

Melanie J said...

Ick. Just ick.

Pricilla said...

NO SPIDER PHOTOS WITHOUT WARNING!!!!

AAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

H.A.T.E. spiders.





Must now clean coffee off of keyboard

gretchen said...

The second I read the word "tarantula", the muscles on the back of my neck clenched into a knot, and they have yet to unclench.

♥Georgie♥ said...

YIKES! I couldnt even look at the spider pic...i have nightmares about tarantulas yuck ick!

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Yet one more reason to not have a tarantula. Not that I needed one.

Michelle Wells Grant said...

Ewe. I'm with you! How about just a nice little miniature dachshund? So sweet.

Helen McGinn said...

If I could have smashed the screen, I would have. Me no likey. Not even pics.

I may have told you this before but it is my favourite....i.e. not, spider story. Every night before I go to bed, I check under the pillow for spiders...they are evil and lurk, waiting for an unsuspecting gaping mouth...so yes, I'm a nutter, I check under my pillow every night. One night I lifted up the pillow to find a little drawing of a spider with a big smile and a speech bubble saying "boo!".

My husband is dead now.

Nah, not really, but nearly....

YOU know what I'm talking about! ;O)

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

*shiver*

Thanks for posting the pic. I'm sure I won't have ANY nightmares tonight!

Janna Qualman said...

Oh, Debbie. *shudders* Huge spider phobia here. You're lucky that tarantula photo hasn't entirely turned me from your blog. ;)

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Ew! Your post was funny, educational and gross, all at the same time today. Pretty cool.

The Things We Carried said...

They do?! No... Really!

L.T. Elliot said...

Okay, I'm totally creeped out. It was like a train wreck. I know I can't read spider stories and not get freaked out but I couldn't stop myself! Spray hairs?! I'm so creeped out.

Emom said...

I am laughing...smiles.

Allyson said...

SOOO glad you stopped over!! I love how I always stumble across fantastic blogs because I find them through other fantastic blogs. And holy molies you have a lot of followers, but you deserve em girl! This blog is great!

Now about the spiders....BLEH! That's disgusting and I say that people who own tarantulas as pets get whatever's comin' to 'em. Like people who own snakes. Don't complain to me when it strangles you to death in your sleep. I have never been forced to use antibiotics because of something my cat has done to me...and I like it that way. Thanks for coming to find me. You have a new reader!

Vodka Logic said...

I'm not afraid of them per se but a big one no thanks. and i hear they bite

Lesley said...

" Get a nice, gentle tempered dog, cat or maybe even a goldfish. Something that isn't likely to try to kill you..."

Lol Debbie! :O) I like spiders, but I'm against keeping exotic pets and believe they belong in their own natural habitat..... so the fella got what was coming to him! :D

Under the Influence said...

I HATE spiders. If I was going to choose a pet that "sprays" it's body parts at me, I would rather have a porcupine than a tarantula!

Janet said...

AGH! I think I will just stay FAR away from tarantulas, thank you very much.

Kim Mailhot said...

I have a bazillion white hairs in my bed - but that's from my hairy blond Lab. Spiders on your face...ewwwww !

Pam said...

At first, I was afraid you were going to say that the doctor found a small spider imbedded in his eye.

When Pigs Fly said...

Must agree on that one. Why the need for these ridiculous pets? Another reason to hate large spiders!

Jeanne said...

To handle tarantulas, I'd not only need goggles, I'd need Depends.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Having a tarantula as a pet is INSANE. I'd be checking the cage all day long t make sure it didn't escape!
Ugh!
xo

Rhiannon Banda-Scott said...

Oh my gosh woman you crack me up!! and spider hairs? That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life. Whatever happened to speed walking? OR sleeping in dangerously close to the strat of your work day? BEYUCK!

Debbie said...

Gross, I hate spiders even more now!

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

You know, I don't have much of a problem with spiders, but the idea of being sprayed with tarantula hairs is really, really, *really* nasty!

Thank you for stopping by my blog! Yours is lovely, I'm enjoying reading it!

Quilldancer said...

Ah, yes, I had a pet tarantula in my classroom. I did not choose it and it did not belong to me. The young man who owned it asked one day if he could take it out of the terrarium. I responded, "That depends. Do you want me to kill it?" And he chose to take it home and never bring it to class again.

Asst. (to the) Room Mom said...

Google "camel spiders". They can grow to be the size of small dogs.

And, thanks for the encouragement!

Shraddha@theselfloveproject said...

wow..that is disgusting..

thank you for remembering me and visitng me again...i appreciate it!

congratulations on your new giveaway site..

Mrs Parks said...

OHPLEASE!
I come over here because I am blogging again and I miss you and I want to say hello and I'm greeted by a
S P I D E R!
Do you know that I have a spider tattooed on the part of my leg I cant see or reach to shave anymore because I am SO scared of them and believe with every bit of my soul that a hairy tattooed spider will scare away real ones!
You owe me...

I'll be back tomorrow :)

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

I just can't imagine having one of those! Spiders enter my nightmares, have caused me to tumble out of a deep sleep, slapping at the bedsheets or jumping off the end of the bed trying to get away. I've wounded myself with night frights (take meds for that now!) and most of the dreams involved spiders. So I am with you 100% on your medical advice!

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

Oh....and I could gross you out with pictures of my son's leg after he was bitten by a brown recluse spider. They had to cut a baseball size piece out, 1" deep. It was horrid.

gayle said...

That is just gross!!

Debra W said...

I am with you, Debbie! I don't like spiders, either!(although I still scoop them up with a paper cup and throw them outside instead of squashing them!) I can imagine that you like them even less after your son's black widow bite, last year!

Happy 2010!

Hugs,
Debbie

shortmama said...

Ok so spiders dont bother me and actually neither do tarantulas, we leave them alone because they eat other insects and stuff around here. But that gives me the heebie jeebies!

Myrnie said...

Eew ew ew ew ew..... spiders are fine in the garden, but as a pet...ew..

Ink Obsession Designs said...

Ewwww!!!! That is really gross!

Colleen @ MuralMaker&More said...

Thanks for stopping by the other day. Your post made me laugh. Hubby can't deal w/anything creepy crawly - leaves everything to me. That includes mice, rats, possums, etc. And we have 3 grown sons who are just like their dad. It's actually pretty funny, especially if you saw how big the guys are.

Hilary said...

I'm with you on the spiders. I don't want my pets crawling, thank you. And if they're going to shoot their hair at me, they might as well be something cute like a porcupine.

No, not really. But they are cuter! ;)

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

I've never understood the need for a pet that could possibly kill you. Spiders and snakes...ugh.

And hair?? Tarantulas can shoot hair? What do you bet I'll be having nightmares tonight?? :)

Elizabeth Bradley said...

Fido works fine for me. No spiders, lizards, snakes, rodents or any other strange creatures in my house.

Tricia McWhorter said...

They actually spray hairs? Being ugly and creepy and generally disgusting wasn't enough?

Louise said...

And he didn't remember the spider sprayed hairs at him in the first place?!

mandatorybloghere said...

omg yuck

Alison said...

Wow...that's crazy! I hate spiders, too! Just looking at that photo creeps me out!! Thanks for visiting my blog!

Katherine Aucoin said...

I can't stand spiders either. Snakes are up there too. Why do people think they make perfect pets?

Happy New Year Debbie!

jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com said...

Daring,
Caring,
Loving,
Laughing
You.

You tickled me this early,
I need to eat my lunch and get back later.

Giggles.

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hate spiders! I don't even dare to kill it! If I ever see one, I'd grab the closest object near to me and try to throw it to the spider - hopefully it'll land smack right on top of the spider...

Anyway.. thanks for visiting my blog! :D

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

That's just too disgusting!

The Blonde Duck said...

I need another back.

Kate Coveny Hood said...

I don't mind the little ones who eat mosquitos (I HATE the blood suckers) but I honestly don't get people who own spiders as pets. To each his own I guess...

alessandra said...

Cool! I agree with you!

McMGrad89 said...

Debbie, that was just awful!!!!!

Toni said...

It's the first time I've 'popped by' to say hello on your blog and I start by thinking 'hey, there's a woman after my own heart she hates spiders just as much as I do'....and then you show me that damn picture! Thanks for that lol. :/

My Lipstick Life said...

That is just wrong. No sugar-coating it. My eye hurts just thinking about it. Thanks for visiting My Lipstick Life. You have a great blog!

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Laughing at your post right now!!Oh you!
I find spiders so disgusting, Having a spider like a pet? No thanks.
hugs

Kathleen @ ForgingAhead said...

Good to know that I can cross tarantula hairs off the list of possible causes of my double vision!

Straight to Your Hart said...

Yes I have had experiences where they are on me...however in a more private part...down my shirt! WTH..nowhere else to fall/crawl (my husband takes high offense you know..tehe)? Also, At least not in my mouth..cough..cough..just had to clear the hair ball out..giggle. AND..Not with a big ole hairy beast of a spider but a spider non the less..YUCK

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Amen, Amen, Amen! I've got nothing more to say. You've said it all. Just say no to spiders.....especially the ones that can blind you.

Jen said...

Eeeewwwww. So the man KNEW that tarantulas did that? UGH! We used to have spiders in our house on occasion, but the pest control co. has really cut down on that - thank GOD!

Eternally Distracted said...

I would say I totally agree but having a parrot hanging off your finger and still thinking 'oh my, isn't he cute' sounds a little stupid too...although he has never sprayed hairs into my eye - that would be the final straw I tell ya!

Staci Danford said...

Amen sister.. What in the world would anyone want with a spider.. THAT my friends is NOT A PET !!! Maybe it's just me..but I thought pets were suppossed to give and receive LOVE. Not sure, but I don't think spiders do that.. haha
Staci

CC said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

And I really do have "eye protection" against my students that spit. Of course, the protection also scares off the students so they refuse to talk to me. Details, shmeetails.

Counselormama said...

I have a natural revulsion/fear of spiders and for no reason I can think of. I say it is biological, humans can be harmed by spiders and so I think we have the innate fear of spiders to protect ourselves.

giddymomof6 said...

Yikes! My mother just gave my oldest child (13 year old boy) a pet taurantuala (spell?) for Christmas.

Good grief.

Okay, now I'm off to tell him to wear his Air Soft glasses.

Jenni

Bridgett said...

Okay, you're not going to like this, but I'm a tarantula lover. I've had them as pets and they're WONDERFUL. :)

I've never had one shoot hairs at me either. I know they can, but I think they have to feel mighty threatened to do so.

So my guess, if they guy had them all over his face and in his eyes...he wasn't being overly nice to his spider.

Just a little perspective from a former arachnid owner. ;)

Lorie Shewbridge said...

EEEWWW!!! [Itching, Scratching, more itching... looking around the bed, making sure there is nothing crawling up my leg...]
My first boyfriend had a tarantula, and used to like to scare me by taking it out of its aquarium when I was over... then I'd leave the house until he put it away! NOT FUN!!!
[More itching, more scratching...]
EEEEWWWW!!!
Now I can't sleep... Thanks. :-(

anymommy said...

I am a total freak about spiders. Run screaming from little ones. Pictures of tarantulas give me the heeby jeebies. I'm with you, is what I'm saying.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Entertaining, funny and yet disgusting at the same time. Tarantula hairs? I didn't know they could do that-- mostly because the closest I've ever been to one was behind a very protective windshield while it crossed the road in front of me. I'm finding myself rubbing my eyes right now. Gross.

D... said...

Oh. A warning there was a spider pic would have been nice. ;)

I abhor spiders. I just don't see why anyone would enjoy one as a pet. Ick.

Julia said...

I thought you were going to say he had a spider nest in his eye. Phew... only hairs. That is soooo much better. ?

Sandy said...

I was expecting spider eggs. I'm so relieved.