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Reminds me of one I read a while back here in Nash...

2010-01-29T19:49:04.748-05:00

Reminds me of one I read a while back here in Nashville - a guy broke a kitchen windown, climbed in, cleaned up the broken glass, washed and dried the dishes, and left.

I'm with you on that I've never considered putting...

2010-01-26T21:09:05.341-05:00

I'm with you on that I've never considered putting someone else's nose in my mouth. And how did that sister not get away? I'm thinking it's not so easy to clamp down on a nose. It would take time to get the angle right. Did she wait until her sister was asleep?

The cell phone startle was hilarious!

So much for the idea that hands free cell phones a...

2010-01-26T16:39:44.509-05:00

So much for the idea that hands free cell phones are safer.

I've been had enough I wanted to pull a college roommate's braid out of her head. I didn't touch her, but I was surprised the idea popped into my head.

I read the one about the security guard in the SUV...

2010-01-24T15:24:34.645-05:00

I read the one about the security guard in the SUV to my gun-toting husband....his comment? That will work every time.

We must read the same news. I was particularly in...

2010-01-23T22:49:48.334-05:00

We must read the same news. I was particularly interested in the man who fried himself some chicken while robbing the house. So funny.

As for the man who drove his SUV into the river, it must be a CA thing, I can't drive with my handsfree device because it startles me when it rings. . . I've just given up talking and driving (mostly).

There are some strange people in this world!!

2010-01-23T16:18:15.941-05:00

There are some strange people in this world!!

Stranger than fiction, that's for sure.

2010-01-23T15:10:03.444-05:00

Stranger than fiction, that's for sure.

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2010-01-23T13:34:21.252-05:00

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Hilarious!! I feel so NORMAL, now!

2010-01-22T13:42:16.747-05:00

Hilarious!! I feel so NORMAL, now!

I must admit I HAVE considered biting off someone'...

2010-01-22T05:43:10.195-05:00

I must admit I HAVE considered biting off someone's nose, but only in an effort to save her costly plastic surgery she couldn't admit she needed. (Or perhaps it was all just a bad dream...)

There's something really wrong with adult biters.

2010-01-22T00:35:42.476-05:00

There's something really wrong with adult biters.

PLEASE don't tell me the guy was blasting "Country...

2010-01-21T23:42:45.468-05:00

PLEASE don't tell me the guy was blasting "Country Roads..."

I wonder if the nose biting woman knows Mike Tyson...

2010-01-21T23:31:05.676-05:00

I wonder if the nose biting woman knows Mike Tyson?

And that security guy-- With my luck he works for the company that patrols my neighborhood :-)

xo

LMBO!! Those are great!

2010-01-21T23:10:12.431-05:00

LMBO!! Those are great!

Those were all good, but the nose-biting takes the...

2010-01-21T20:53:22.352-05:00

Those were all good, but the nose-biting takes the prize. Eeew!

oh, the news does make one feel better!!

2010-01-21T18:52:33.458-05:00

oh, the news does make one feel better!!

I can't get over the dude breaking into a house an...

2010-01-21T18:23:19.854-05:00

I can't get over the dude breaking into a house and cleaning him self up and then cooking up some grub! Crazy!

Shotgun. That's what you need for spiders. They'...

2010-01-21T18:14:22.355-05:00

Shotgun. That's what you need for spiders. They're too fast for handguns.

Your reporting on current events always cracks me ...

2010-01-21T18:13:31.607-05:00

Your reporting on current events always cracks me up.

Oh my goodness! Glad no one called the cops on my ...

2010-01-21T17:53:23.920-05:00

Oh my goodness! Glad no one called the cops on my sis and me when we were little. We couldn't quit belting out "Grandma's Feather Bed" and "Almost Heaven, WV!"

I must admit that when the Onstar lady started talking to me in my new car last week, I was a bit startled. Not drive in a creek startled, but still.

:)

hi debbie wow this was interesting, loved the snip...

2010-01-21T16:52:28.102-05:00

hi debbie wow this was interesting, loved the snippets of posts you did today, loved the one about the man breaking into someone home and cutting his hair? weird people, lol keep up the excellent work xx

Wow...people actually crank John Denver...Who knew...

2010-01-21T16:45:35.276-05:00

Wow...people actually crank John Denver...Who knew?

Okay the B & E guy creeped me out. I mean serial k...

2010-01-21T16:02:28.008-05:00

Okay the B & E guy creeped me out. I mean serial killer anyone?

SCARY! Maybe, I read too many books. :-/

Goes to prove that suburbs are not as boring as ev...

2010-01-21T15:53:34.036-05:00

Goes to prove that suburbs are not as boring as everyone says!

Denise

www.successinthesuburbs.blogspot.com

"I know I would feel more secure having someone gu...

2010-01-21T15:44:01.655-05:00

"I know I would feel more secure having someone guard me or my property carrying a gun when the guy can get so freaked out from a cell phone that he runs his car into a creek."
Snort. :-)